Nobody in their right minds is interested in knowing more about the author of a book. After all, authors are generally quite strange, miserable creatures who go around eating mouldy bread because they feel they are too important to go shopping. I'm afraid I'm no exception.

So the only reason I can assume you've arrived here is because you want to be an author yourself. If that's the case, click here for my writing tips.

It is probably best to ignore my fact file and the embarrassing interview I did with myself. However, you might want to have a look at my page of thanks to people who have helped in various ways with getting the book out there.

 

 
from the jacket cover